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shmack stick

joint or blunt, looks like a stick, used for shmacking (smoking weed)
blunt, joint, shmack stick, schmack stick,
by eoghan96 July 11, 2011
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Fadge Stick

1) A penis

2) A more refined and less obvious way of calling someone a dick
'you fadge stick!'
3) A general expletive
Computer crashes: 'fadge sticks'
Car crashes 'fadge sticks'
Economy crashes 'double fadge sticks'
by Dr Darren February 22, 2009
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Quentin stick

An 8' piece of doweling used to keep Quentin Tarantino out of bars featuring the works of local film makers.
Tod: "This festival is going well. Lots of interesting new ideas."
Nick: "Oh man, here comes Quentin. Get the Quentin stick."
Tod: "Get out of here Quentin."
by bloopproof May 7, 2010
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Dat Stick

Slang for a firearm. Typically semi automatic or automatic. Usually used in a hostile or threatening way. Don't use this word if you had a proper education. It is reserved for gangsta personnel only
Hey Mane, if I hear your bitch ass talking shit one more time, I will pull up with dat stick and let you have it, you know what I'm sayin', nigga?
by PacmanTheConquerer May 8, 2018
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stick ass

some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.
Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"

Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"

Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"
by gamemaker December 3, 2016
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apology stick

the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...

penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point
I totally forgave jess last night because she sucked my apology stick
by poppamoon9999 March 4, 2011
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Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.
General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!
by uglyducklin May 16, 2017
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