slimy stick

When you cum with your penis facing straight up and cover it with cum and rub it on your pet animal.

Joe - "Wanna come over?"
John - "Sorry i need to slimy stick my cat"

by lil tristxn maj April 3, 2019

Lit Sticks

jJust being lit but not actually on fire it mean that you lite your friends sticks.

"you are lit sticks"- Sam

by litmuskticks January 10, 2021

Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.

"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"

by atvmike73 October 10, 2019

Quentin stick

An 8' piece of doweling used to keep Quentin Tarantino out of bars featuring the works of local film makers.

Tod: "This festival is going well. Lots of interesting new ideas."
Nick: "Oh man, here comes Quentin. Get the Quentin stick."
Tod: "Get out of here Quentin."

by bloopproof May 7, 2010

stick ass

some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.

Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"

Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"

Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"

by gamemaker December 3, 2016

Russian stick

A Russian/Soviet weapon like: AK 47, PP-2000 or P-96 etc.

X: Dude i bought a new Russian stick from that guy behind the corner

Y: Damn that's a nice OTs. wanna test it out?
X: Hell yeah

by Sovietboy666 May 25, 2021

pickle on a stick

A pickle on a stick is when you put a dill flavoured condom on your penis.

"Want to taste my pickle on a stick, bro?"

by Pickleboi890 October 10, 2017