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Stafford, Va

A town in Virginia known for its lack of attractions, and horrible traffic. Best known tho for sucking the life out of the residents that have lived there all their life! You either escape it's grasp and do great things, or you are stuck there your whole life paying overpriced rent or mortgage payments for inadequate space. To outsiders, it is mostly recognized now for it's proximity to Quantico Marine Base, and Washington DC, which means most of its current population are transplants! They can continue building stores, but no entertainment for any age group! Only two things to do here, bonfires and backwoods parties starting in Middle school, or go to Woodbridge or Fredericksburg. There is no in between!
What did you like to do when you were growing up? Well, I'm from Stafford, so I basically only know how to play quarters from HS parties.

Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!
by gunsandmakeup September 13, 2016
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Dream Stan

A person that "Stans" A famous Minecraft youtuber Dream. They are basically the definition of stupid. These people are usually 9-year olds sitting behind their crusty Ipads, And they will send death-threats to you if you simply say a sentence that is not positive about Dream. They will say they are going swat your fucking house if they are really dumb.

Their appearance usually differs from "normal" clothing to entire fucking cosplays regarding Dream. Sometimes they have a crush on Dream and say some really stupid stuff i cannot mention because it is not fucking humane/sane/appropriate.
9-year old: "I'm a dream stan"
Sane person: "Are you fucking delusional?"
by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2022
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Sanford, North Carolina

2 hours from the beach and 2 hours from the mountains! Sanford is known for their country bumpkins and southern hospitality. O and lets not forget the abundance of Mexicans. If your from the North and find yourself moving to Sanford, I'm sure you will end up in Carolina Trace with every other last yankee in this town!
I love Sanford, North Carolina because you get the best of both worlds and the weather is wonderful.
by megan2009 January 31, 2009
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Stan

The deity of a new age religion entitled "Stanism". Members of this religion pledge their oath to Stan and worship his figure. The deity, Stan, is a symbol of power and torment. The believed reincarnation of Stan is a man called by the name of "Tony". Tony is a great figurehead in the religion as well as an idol for the members. Members may sacrifice dogs, goats, women, and occasionally hamsters to Stan. Every month, members of the religion go on quests in which they engage intercourse with as many women as possible whilst pillaging small towns. They also engage in such activities as dismembering "furries" and castrating NAMBLA members. Members of this New Age religion listen to tribal music as well as bands such as Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, and other violent music. They also have formed a band which features prayers to Stan called "Stanic Slaughter".
"Dude, did you hear last night that your dog was raped by Stanic Slaughter?" - an example of talk about the religion

"There's something inside me.It's, it's coming out I feel like killing you. Let loose the anger, held back too long. Stan must now butcher thee" - a prayer occasionally said before a savage butchering

"I will eat this hot dog in name of Stan" - said before the consumption of every hot dog

"Hail Stan!" - an chant

"Stanic surprise!" - used before a great attack

"Savage butchery, Savage Stan!" - an oath

"URG URG URG URG" - a tribal chant of Stanic members
by Stanic Slaughter December 9, 2008
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Stan Lee

Marvel dude who legit died.
N1: Hey Stan Lee
Stan Lee: *Dies*
by Lumfaous November 12, 2018
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Hyper Stagflation

A period of extremely slow economic growth, if any, and extremely high unemployment, while prices continue to rise, all of which are above normal crises levels.
If Obama continues to print and spend fiat money (regardless of the deficit) and that money permeates the economy and does not create jobs, we will eventually experience hyper stagflation.
by SupportFreedom1 August 23, 2009
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Stan Bts

Friend : “Damn when did you get clear skin bro?”

Me : “ Bro....Stan bts is the key. Also go stream Dynamite
by btsoutsold<3 April 29, 2021
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