A black squirrel. Generally larger than your average red squirrel. They look at you with their mean little beady eyes and laugh at your dogs as they tease them.
It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
John: Was that a dog that just bounded across the street?
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.
My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.
My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.
by theotherwhitemeat August 5, 2009
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-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.
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dude last night i went to this raging party got a few girls tipsy got down in bed and went squirell hunting allllll damn night!
by cdogg November 5, 2006
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"I was fuckin this chick the other night. Come to find out she was bangin my cousin, his two boys, the mailman, the dopeman, the po-po, the school janitor and the lady that works at 7-11. Fuck that squirelly ho."
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Get the squirelly ho mug.Similar to the word "squirrel." Used to describe almost anything. If used in the negative sense, it means to get screwed. You cannot get squarreled in a good way. Someone that you don't like can also be a squarrel. However, if you do like someone they can be a good squarrel.
You broke my glasses, you stupid squarrel.
Damn guys, I got squarreled at the casino last night.
My math test came back today and I got an F. I think the teacher squarreled me.
I love you so much. You're my favorite squarrel.
Damn guys, I got squarreled at the casino last night.
My math test came back today and I got an F. I think the teacher squarreled me.
I love you so much. You're my favorite squarrel.
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