When you struggle with bowel movements.
Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
He's been in there for ages!
I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.
Someone light a match in here.
Sorry, had a frogling squat.
I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.
Someone light a match in here.
Sorry, had a frogling squat.
by Frog Turd December 15, 2009
A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.
by Terry needs a job March 25, 2014
by Brie72 January 21, 2025
to drink large volumes of liquid in a deep squat position; typically, said liquid has significant force or pressure (examples: fire hose or hydrant, display fountains, geysers); the deep squat is needed to lower the center of gravity and handle the volume and force; no guarantee the human body can handle a squat chug
by MoBigsley August 07, 2015
A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.
by Dongnugget December 24, 2020
A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
by dixter's September 30, 2013