Eat that with a spoon

Used to describe a smoking ass fox! A real good looking piece of ass! means your gonna go down on her all day!

Jesus, look at her. What a fox! I'd eat that with a spoon!

by romdo308 October 7, 2013

Spoon the wall

To die.

The little honey is lucky she didn't spoon the wall after last night's drunken episode in the hood.

by drunkchuck December 31, 2009

Spluge Spoon

A person you really don't like, someone who is just a heaping spoonful of something nasty.

Example: "Oh, no, look who's coming. It's Jared." "Dude, that guy is such a Spluge Spoon." See also, "spluge."

by MargaretFromPiedmont September 4, 2010

Wash the Spoon

To visit the latrine, usually used in semi-polite conversation or when humour is needed to diffuse a tense situation. Useful at parties with lawyers.

'Hello.'
'I need to wash the spoon!'
'I will require evidence of that.'

by WellingtonBoot October 28, 2013

Pee Spoon

When you pee on your little brothers mixing spoon and mix it into his Gatorade.

"Hey little bro, I used a Pee Spoon to mix up your Gatorade."

by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 12, 2018

Cock Spoon

You know when you give your dog some peanut butter for that good sensation? You've become a Cock Spoon.

Boyfriend: Hey... I think we should break up
Girlfriend: What? Why!?
Boyfriend: Well, my dog gives better Cock Spoon's than you...
Girlfriend: Oh... so that's how it is

by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019

A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.

Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!

by InvictusTotalis June 13, 2016