The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by anonymous December 19, 2021
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“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”
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by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022
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by googlemachu March 1, 2021
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Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018
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Hym "Yeah, ok. Southern charm over there is starting to win me over a little bit. And the porn star to be honest."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
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Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?
by luckyman91 January 10, 2019
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