South Star

The opposite of a North Star. Anything that guides you away from your goals, life purpose, or the best that is in you. It could be addiction or bad habits. It could be the wrong people. It could be hanging on to false or malignant hopes. Whatever it is, it will make your life go south. (Pun intended).

If you follow your south star, your life's natural trajectory is downward.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

Pangisten south

Bruh idk

Me: You’re my pangisten south
You: What?

by Jofinnish_13 August 22, 2021

South of Portland

When you're trying to go in the front, but go in the back instead.

When my boyfriend comes to visit, he usually ends up South of Portland

by Snark_Attack July 8, 2017

lunch in the South

Code for eating ass.

"Yo, if I was dating Nicki Minaj, I'd always eat lunch in the South."
"Me, too, bro, me too.

by RebelDroomzyD January 31, 2015

South Brain

Slang term for not only testicles, but the tendency to act based on lust rather than good sense or logic. ie, "He's thinking with his south brain."

A: I hear Joe got Heather pregnant
B: Yeah, he was thinking with his south brain

by Crazy Coyote July 16, 2019

South parking

Taking a social phenomena so far that you become a self-parody, thus making this real life event indistinguishable to the bizarre stories told in the satirical serie south park.

Did you hear how Trump was south parking last night, telling everybody to drink bleach?

by Satireforhire June 27, 2020

south alaska

This is what Americans who want to invade Canada think it should be called.
Taken from the definition of "Canuckistanian". Full credit goes to him.

"If y'all Canucks keep stealing our jobs, we'll invade your miserable igloos and rename it South Alaska!"
Canadian Migrant: "I'm from Canada."
Stupid American: "Y'all mean South Alaska?"

by TheCanadianQuestion December 14, 2017