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Slap-chop

When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.
Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions
by ERV July 11, 2011
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Strap Slap

A prank, usually which teenagers, in which a boy goes up behind a girl, grabs her bra through the shirt, pulls it back, and let's it go, making the strap slap her back.
"Damnitt! Todd just Strap Slapped me."
by Drummerdude95 April 5, 2009
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dank slap

When a person pours soda on the back of a person's head to make the hair sticky (like dank mj) and then slaps them in the back of the head and yells "dank!" in a deep voice.
I was pissed that Danny wouldn't let me play his video game so I dank slapped him.
by Jeff Weinberg July 5, 2005
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Mop slap

To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen
Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?
by Misfit August 23, 2004
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Pritch-Slapped

(verb) This is a Word coined by Sabonisfan3386 during one of the weekly Oregonlive.com Blazer chats. The word first appeared on the chat recorded on Thursday, May 31. It was used to describe current Portland Trailblazers General Manager Kevin Pritchard's incredible tenure with the Trailblazers organization that began with his infusion of a positive culture into a franchise in dire need of a positive identity, His selection of the Rookie of the year, Brandon Roy, and has culminated in the top selection for the 2007 NBA Draft.

The word is a clever adaptation of the common prase "bitch-slapped"
1. Danny Ainge got Pritch-slapped in the 2006 NBA Draft when he traded his lottery selection (Brandon Roy) and Raef LaFrentz to Portland for Sebastian Telfair and Theo Ratliff (AKA garbage players).

2. Every NBA team with a higher percentage chance to land the No. 1 pick in the 2007 NBA Draft got Pritch-Slapped when it was announced that the Trailblazers had won the rights to the top selection.
by Will Brown and Tim Brown December 28, 2008
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monkey slap

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.
by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy September 12, 2008
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Slap the Ham

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.
Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.
by hamslapper March 3, 2015
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