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Skeet radius

The ten-foot radius surrounding all heterosexual males inside which another heterosexual male may not ejaculate.
Will: Dude, I gotta rub one out.
Chris: No, man, you're in my skeet radius!
by The Endd June 10, 2008
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skeet jockey

One who chooses to wrangle or catch all the skeet that comes there way.
"Man, she took all that skeet good."
"Yeah, she's a skeet jockey"
by jimmytootall December 24, 2008
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Skeet Bitch

Universal Phrase used to insult someone or make fun of something.
"If you dont smoke weed, you are a skeet bitch"

"Fixies are for skeet bitches"

"I went to this party, and Connor called everyone there a skeet bitch"

"Frank called some hipster a skeet bitch, then smacked the kid with his own U-lock"

"Mike get out here and smoke with us you skeet bitch!"

"Lauren is a skeet bitch"
by restinpissnodoubt November 2, 2009
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Get skeeted on

1. Literal meaning. To have had somebody's skeet released upon oneself.

2. Figurative meaning. Used as a taunting exclamation of superiority or dominance. Can be used in place of owned or pwned in a game.

3. A noun "skeeting" on something is always seen as being superior or dominant to the noun being "skeeted on".
1. "She told me not to cum in her, so I pulled out and she got skeeted on".

2. "Haha, bitch, u got skeeted on. Skeet skeet, noob!

3. "XBOX 360 sucks. It's gonna get skeeted on by the PS3.
by Biomechanical December 2, 2005
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skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.
yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?
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Skeet

1. Skeet

Pet name for a kid who's small and wiry but who has an infectious way about him or an ability to sting you if you piss him off.

2. Skeet
Slang term that is often used to crudely refer to that which is essential to conceiving human life.

3. Skeet

Men who are nicknamed Skeet usually are also likely to have a very masculine or life-giving name like Jesse, Isaiah, or Elijah. Someone, usually a male relative, gives a male child the nickname "Skeet" when it becomes apparent that this boy-man personifies the essence of manliness. As adults, Skeets are usually strong, carefree life givers, who can only tame themselves.
Man 1: Hey did you see how lil' Skeet blackened that kid's eye?

Man 2: Yeah. He may be the smallest kid on the block, but he's got the biggest heart! I hope he and my boy become good friends.
by URBFFBBD February 6, 2010
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Lil Skeet Skeet

Lil skeet skeet is a soundcloud rapper that arose with fame by remixing old songs from artists such as Tupac, Eminem and machine gun Kelly
Yo that man lil skeet skeet made a fire remix of that rap devil song.
by NuggetNigger February 21, 2019
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