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a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga
simon is so sexy man
by johnshs September 28, 2021
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Simon

An individual with the highest level of intelligence. This person is an extremely successful person with a big heart and strong soul. You'd be lucky to have any affiliation with anyone who goes by the name Simon. This also applies to Simone, and Simeon.
That kid Simon is one of the smartest people I have ever met.
by Anonymous7887 August 15, 2021
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Simon

simon has a huge dick. He is poggers
Check that guy out. Hes poggers

Yeah its simon.
by yourmomuwu June 22, 2021
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Simon

Best alex in the multi, no..... the omniverse
by asdgfga June 22, 2021
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lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
by Baby horse September 30, 2013
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The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"
by theboss31 December 5, 2018
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Juan Simon

A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second
Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy2: Messing with a Juan Simon
by Si mi December 8, 2018
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