Sick In The Dick 

When one has a sexual fetish which they know is wrong or immoral.

Mark: Wait, wait, you jerked off of the cat you nailed with your hummer?
David: Yeah
Mark: Dude, you're sick in the dick.

Sick In The Dick by SickInTheDick January 10, 2017

sick little monkey 

A very disturbed, and or deranged person. Normally they babble, or speak in tongues/pig-latin

Wow, that hobo is on sick little monkey!

sick little monkey by captain wiggly January 24, 2004

sick mullet 

A term used by caucasian children used in place of the of "thats tight" - a term used by "African American" children.

Caucasian child #1: "Dude, the Senses Fail concert is coming up"

Caucasian child #2: "Sick Mullet!"

sick mullet by Blaine - Non-African American September 28, 2004

sick like 2 dicks 

An amazing acheivement that makes others pale in comparison. Considered to be an even more impressive version of sick. Believed to have been originated by the Frizzaks, a disc golf group that started in central Connecticut.

Getting an ace while playing Disc Golf is sick, but getting an ace when your disc caroms off 2 trees in 40 m.p.h. winds is "sick like 2 dicks".

sick like 2 dicks by JDLush May 30, 2006

Sick bag 

Where a person is sick in a bag, and then tries to sell it too people or may even trade sick bags. A way of purchasing or buying something if bankrupt or have no money.

"Sick in a bag, Sick .. in a bag anyone?"

"OMG! That Dude is actually tryin to sell sick!!!" ... "IN A BAG!??" "I'm confused man??" .. "You should be dude .. you should be".. "it's a sick bag". :)

Sick bag by yo yo yo Manc July 12, 2010

Sick Blag 

"Sick Blag"

To 'blag', or lie extensively, to a colleague, work mate, spouse or close friend.

Mitch - "I'm Really sorry boss, there's been a; Death in the family/my dogs died/my mother has rabies/it's the apocalypse/I've got aids/I slept with your sister last night (and she was faaannnnttasssstic)

Boss - " That sounds like a fuckin' sick blag to me kid"

Sick Blag by David 'Beef' Hyams August 11, 2008

sick brains 

a good old fashion blowjob

your chick gave me sick brains behind blockbuster

sick brains by gunther hunter May 26, 2009