The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018

Shrimp Cocktail

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.

I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

dirty shrimp dinner

A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.

I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.

by Lickus Dickliosis April 6, 2017

spill shrimp

The opposite of spilling tea. Telling about someone in a good light.

Did you see Ryan Trahan spill shrimp about how nice Haley Pham is?

by Sarris July 26, 2018

Shrimp Tank

A group of people consisting of all males and one female.

I wanted to hit on Kelly, but it was a real shrimp tank in there so I didn't get the opportunity.

by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022

Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

Shrimping

Verb. When a dog or cat, whilst in bed with its owner lays down directing its legs inward taking up more space than necessary.

Rex, I really wish you would stop shrimping so I could use more of my bed

by x_404_err0r_x August 14, 2019