serious shit

when a delorean hits 88 and travels through time

Doc Brown "when this baby hits 88 your gona see some serious shit"

by duderob92 June 20, 2011

that shit slap

When expressing how good something is.

Originating from Knee slapper

"Have you heard that new Dr. Dre beat? That shit Slap!"

"How good is it? " on to which you would reply "THAT SHIT SLAP!"

by Yung Deezee October 24, 2019

Shit Hitter

Someone who enters a fast food establishment for the sole purpose of using their public restroom.

Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.

McDonald's had to hire extra janitors just to deal with all the shit hitters coming off of I-5 on their long bumpy car rides to buttfuck Egypt.

by Wyatt Junker November 2, 2010

Superbowl Shit

the shit you take after eating wings, ribs, beer, cheesecake, chips, etc.. from superbowl night. after a few days, you have a big greasy floater lookin back at you. Usually with a bit of a curl. This stinker may require 2 flushes to fully dispose of.

**beware** can leave a public washroom inoperative for days

Whoa mang you shoulda saw that superbowl shit I left in the school urinal...all the stalls where occupied by other superbowl shitters

by NIGNAG_de_Freddé February 25, 2011

The "Oh Shit" Handle

The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.

Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009

The Shit Factor

A.K.A John Cena. He can't wrestle, he can't talk, and he fucking Sucks. The Shit Factor of Pro wrestling.

Bruce Blitz: Cena Is the Shit Factor of Pro Wrestling.

by Cenahater316 December 24, 2013

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

by Jake Tam June 17, 2008