scoopability

being able to pick up chicks

joe: damn bro you pulled like the hottest chick in the bar last night
kevin: yeah ive got scoopability son

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

scoopalicious

when something someone has just told you sounds tight as shit, especially when its a friday night and the party you're at sucks ass.

Bro 1: bro... katey just txtd me bout this sick party over in the mdub, this shit is scoopalicious!

Bro 2: dude... CAR. NOW.

by okcsucksass December 6, 2010

scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)

I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..

by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011

double scoop of vanilla funk

1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.

1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"

by Mal-1 December 31, 2007

Scoop'n

Scoop'n is a replacement for the word cool.

When something is cool you would say "that's scoop'n."

by Phadeus August 5, 2008

Scorpio

Scorpios are one of the clumsiest signs out there. They will fall on their face over and over again but as long as they don’t cry, they’re fine. They hate being pitied too. If a Scorpio feels like someone’s treating them differently or feeling sorry, they will say something. Scorpios are also hopeless romantics. They won’t admit it, but they’re always dreaming of having the perfect relationship or boy/girlfriend. Lastly, Scorpios won’t give a shit if you talk about them behind their back or be rude, but they remember every word you spoke, every encounter and will make sure to never forget.

Person: Are you okay girl?
Person 2: bruh am I crying

Person: oh yeah. Ur a Scorpio

by Its2021bitches January 4, 2021

Scoop Ass

When a man or a woman's ass becomes overtaken by cellulite demples that resemble "scoops" out of the ass.

Man that fat chick has got some bad scoop ass.

by tentcondom December 27, 2007