Ebenezer Samuel

a wanna be hot guy wants a gf is always horny oh even if he's a boy he's a hoe

fuck you ebenezer samuel

by friendlygu5t December 6, 2021

samuel

a beta who needs to learn how to shut the fuck up and to be less feminine.

Henry: Hey you know Samuel?
David: Yeah the feminine beta??

by okay okay i June 9, 2022

Samuell

If your name is Samuell instead of Samuel, you are superb. The world must thank for having you here. What size do you have? How old are you? Which is the colour of your hair? Nothing matters. You're Samuell, not Samuel. When your parents did notice the brightness, i mean, the glory of your eyes they just thought you have been chosen. Need to carry the code sacré carved in your denomination. When normal people are spelling your name, it gets tough, they ought to say another letter. Because you are savage. No doubt about all opinions.

Is it a shine of hope? Isn't, It's better It's Samuell

by Tanna-Toh Dux November 25, 2021

Samuel Cull

a charming man with a respectably large chopper.

WOW! He reminds of a Samuel Cull

by Mr Frank McPherson September 12, 2023

samuel

a small geezer with glasses that thinks he is stronger than everyone while failing to push someone with a broken ankle

person 1:samuel is retarded
person 2:Yes i know

by okbigdbish August 7, 2023

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

Samuel

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

by J_B_Underhagen January 12, 2024