Player 1: I spent ten minutes explaining it all, and he didn't take in a single bloody thing.
Person 2: Rule 1.
Person 2: Rule 1.
by dennymeta October 5, 2010
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Guy 2: Rule 11, man, rule 11.
Guy 1: I know.
Guy 2: Rule 11, man, rule 11.
Guy 1: I know.
by Rulemaler February 28, 2009
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Girl: hey what time is it?
Guy: its 4:20 PM
Girl: i think im gonna go outside and smoke a cigarette.
Guy: Rule 420 bitch!
Guy: its 4:20 PM
Girl: i think im gonna go outside and smoke a cigarette.
Guy: Rule 420 bitch!
by GANJAGANJ December 21, 2008
Get the Rule 420 mug.The widely accepted rule of mentality that witty retorts, good comebacks, and the right thing to say will always come ten minutes or more after you need it.
Bob: At least somebody will get in bed with *me*.
Joe: Uh...erm.... STUPIDFACE!
*ten minutes later*
Joe: "At least my sister doesn't whore it up with me". Genius. Why didn't I get this when I needed it?
Carl: Rule 41.
Joe: Uh...erm.... STUPIDFACE!
*ten minutes later*
Joe: "At least my sister doesn't whore it up with me". Genius. Why didn't I get this when I needed it?
Carl: Rule 41.
by Alcnor March 27, 2009
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a) everything and anything is bound to be connected or affected by the coronavirus in some way.
b) for every community of a specific topic/interest on the internet, there will eventually be discussions pertaining to the coronavirus.
a) everything and anything is bound to be connected or affected by the coronavirus in some way.
b) for every community of a specific topic/interest on the internet, there will eventually be discussions pertaining to the coronavirus.
Dude 1: Yo if you search literally anything and put "coronavirus" at the end, there's gonna be at least something related to it.
Dude 2: LOL holy shit ur right, I just searched pornhub and coronavirus and there's actually news about that
Dude 1: Rule 319 man
Dude 2: LOL holy shit ur right, I just searched pornhub and coronavirus and there's actually news about that
Dude 1: Rule 319 man
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 11, 2020
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