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Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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Ross Davies

A guy who typically stands in clubs who is unable to talk to females. This type of guy is often given advice on how to pull by women but rarely gets the chance to pull one himself.

Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
That guy over there is deffo Ross Davies. Look he has no girls around him.
by Mtj December 23, 2012
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Ross

Ross is a brainy dude and has both parents. He is normally drunk or will be. His mom is a 🐄
Ross is gay!
Fax bro
by poopooross June 26, 2021
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Ross

Ross should work for the hse! He thinks everyone has covid even when they don’t they are just sick! It’s really annoying. Ross does be moving mad thinking everyone has covid. Antigen tests do not work in the eyes of a ross
Me: I’m sick Ross: you have covid your so selfish your a spreader blah fucking blah me: ross would you ever fuck off !
by From ciara November 23, 2021
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Ross

by bob3211 September 17, 2022
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Rickey Ross

A "Rickey Ross" is a sexual act where where one or more participant(s) defecates in the hair of another participant.

The person who has feces in their hair is now given a noogie to spread it around.
Oh man, I totally rickey rossed that dumb ho. And she likes it!
by MrRoss January 20, 2009
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Ross Geller Syndrome

Someone who has the uncontrollable urge to say something emotional at a wedding, funeral or other similar event.
He suffers from Ross geller syndrome.
by Catgut November 11, 2022
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