Powell River

A British Columbian town 5 hours north of Vancouver, a trip which must include a ferry or plane. Enjoy dirt beaches at the local lakes, marvel at the number of shitty oversized pickup trucks, and savour seafood fresh out the sea- although you'll have to look hard for it, since the locals don't like seafood. Also, don't eat any shellfish because most of the local beaches are contaminated with untreated sewage waste.

Culture vultures will enjoy the charming night-time entertainment at the local watering hole the "Zoo", a surely captivating experience.

Tip #1: When a local says that Powell River is a world class destination, agree with him, even though there's a good chance he's never left the province or even been to Vancouver before.

Tip #2: When a local proudly tells you that "zunga" is a locally coined word, smile and nod like you know wtf they are talking about.

Tip #3: Make sure your hotel bookings can be cancelled, because if it starts raining (like it does 80% of the time) you will have SFA to do.

Powell River, the circle jerk capital of Canada

by blaalb July 30, 2013

Toms River

Where wannabe guidos tend to lurk. They also go to teen nightclubs and jerk each other off to house music. Girls that go to teen nightclubs tend to carry around STD's and like to get silly on the dance floor, which is why girls from this scary town are called "sluts". Also, girls from Toms River like to take pictures with duck lips and post them on Facebook, as guys like to take pictures with there shirt off and a hat on, which makes them "fresh". No other town near Toms River likes them, so it's always a big fight which ends up with Toms River getting shat on, usually by Bricktown.

Foreigner: Yo, lets get some bitches from Toms River!

Bricktown kid: I don't want an STD man, let's just drink some Busch.

by Bricktown January 30, 2012

River Head

Getting a BJ on the river.

You are rafting on the river and your gf leans over and starts to blow you RIVER HEAD!!!

by sexytallkid March 14, 2011

Red River Region

Abbr. RRR

1. Name for a pussy during menstration

2. The only BBYO region with any balls. Home of all of the things BBYO is not: Hooking up, causing shit and getting juiced. Includes Manitoba & Nunavut.

1. Fuck, that sluts red river region just ruined my pants.

2. Remember that kid who licked his own shit, and downed it with the regional board's spit? He was from the RRR.

by Golden RAG December 2, 2007

3 river rule

a rule stating that if you are more than 3 rivers away from the person you are dating then all faithfulness to your significant other is null and void. Synonymous with 50 mile rule.

Joe did not feel bad about cheating on his girlfriend because he knew he was covered under the 3 river rule.

by inspire_d March 12, 2004

Dirty River

when you take a dump on the back of a girls neck and then piss on it letting the pee run down the spine and over her butt.

Mike asked his date if she wanted to try the dirty river

by JerseyDennis July 30, 2010

River Dog

A turd which is let loose into a river due to the non-availability of a toilet.

"Oh man, we were out fishing on the boat the other day, and my dad dropped a monstrous River Dog into the Cumberland. There's no way he could have made it fifteen minutes back to the marina."

by Duane Johnson July 24, 2009