Gooch Rag 

Somebody who gives the name douchebag a bad name.
Inspired by the term Gooch
A Gooch Rag is a dirty old rag that is used to clean the gooch area of the body (the part of the body between the Asshole & the testicles).

That guy is such a Gooch Rag!
John that GR stole my business plans!

GR is short for Gooch Rag (and much cooler to use).

Gooch Rag by S D June 3, 2008

muff rag 

a thong or any skimpy female underwear

I kept the girl's muff rag as a souvenir of the night before

muff rag by evilfeller21 June 1, 2009

Batter Rag 

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

Batter Rag by beerstudk February 8, 2010

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

hose rag by steelmen21 August 4, 2010

e-Rag

Online tabloid magazine or other electronic news source.

Ryan: Where’s Josh? Tried to text him.
Michael: He’s probably on the e-Rag again. He’ll surface sooner or later.

e-Rag by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

shit rag drunk by Attcus July 7, 2012

snatch rag

A clean piece of laundry laying near your bed that can be used to clean up or absorb extra moisture when you're having sex with a girl and she keeps having gushing orgasms or you've cum and it's just too wet.

The other night I was making love to Shelby and her pussy got too wet so I told her to grab my t-shirt and use it as a "snatch rag".

snatch rag by J-DAWGG September 6, 2013