pussy paralysis

the state of being after having sex with a woman who leaves her partner drained and unconscious; similar to cock coma, but with the feminine dominance.

After Sandra and I had sex, she went out to walk the dog and left me in bed in a state of pussy paralysis.

by FishboneIzRedHot December 29, 2009

pussy probe

Device used when women go into get an annual pap exam! Yay everyone LOVES those :D

"You just got pussy probed!"

by jocicammy March 9, 2009

Profanity Pussy

1. Someone who is scared to use profanity

2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity

3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis

4. Someone who never used profanity

5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word

6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"

Fuck
Cock
Pussy
Dick
Ass
Asshole
Buttfuck
Fucking
Bitch
Nigga (fo´ shigga)
Shit
Piss
Tits
Etc.

Hey look, I used profanity you Profanity Pussy

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 21, 2012

mayonnaise pussy

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.

Yo she was nasty, she had that mayonnaise pussy

by Cheesedik June 16, 2015

Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."

by Mezca November 9, 2009

pussy rodeo

When a group of guys takes the pussy out for a spin.

Hey Chad, are you going to partake in Ally's pussy rodeo later? Man, she really knows how to take the dick!

by zxxyyxxz January 18, 2018

Pussy Barnacles

Term used to describe herpes on a nasty va-jj.

Tom: I heard that broad Bon Qui-Qui has pussy barnacles.

Chris: I'd still fuck her, she's studded for your pleasure.

by I do coke off strippers asses August 20, 2011