pole pumper

A polite term for the homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you pole pumper you!

by sbo April 28, 2011

bike pump

When two guys called Dave tape their cock ends together, lubricate, and take turns stroking the afformentioned double lengthed penises until each ejaculate in each others japs eyes.

"Hey Dave, fancy a bike pump?"

by I am Dave too January 6, 2012

Scala Gas Pump

To put your ass in someones face and fart.

I just gave Plasker a good Scala Gas Pump

by Corey J December 10, 2008

the jay wood fist pump

A simple fist pump used to signify success.

after the intubation was complete the jay wood fist pump was used to let everyone know it was successful.

by throat chopper May 31, 2007

lady love pump

when a woman expells air from her vagina during love making/having sex

she let rip a right lady love pump last night when we were doing it.

by jigglybobs September 8, 2009

hugh one pump harris

when you have a tiny gremlin penis and only require one pump to ejaculate and spread your gremlin aids

hugh is the definition of hugh one pump harris because he has a tiny penis and has gremlin aids and only requires one thrust on his cock to bust

by 3rd floor creww October 20, 2009

Madden Ass Pumping

The act of melting down a Madden CD and placing it into a syringe then injecting the hot liquid into one's ass like a steroid injection.

Adam melted Madden for Eric because the game was so garbage. Then Eric bent over and got an injection of Madden. This is Madden Ass Pumping.

by AFNLD December 16, 2010