Prem1ere

Known as a Cod2 player who pays rent to each good clan he joins.

Currently picked up by a clan called "Gods" prem1ere pays a monthly fee of 1600 microsoft points to the leader.

by N2D 911 GT3 June 3, 2007

Premature projecculation

To make definitive statements when the data is still inconclusive leading one to be wrong… again. This commonly happens in medicine and in pop science.

cholesterol is bad for you........No wait.......... Just certain types
older women should take estrogen............ No wait...... it causes heart disease
Take Vioxx for joint ......oopps ...... it causes heart disease in women
Never drink alcohol.......wellll.....Ok I guess one glass of wine a day is actually good for you

Guess even the medical community occasionally experiences premature projecculations

by Root-San October 1, 2007

premature hoe

a girl who is a tease for the pure fact that she wheres ....only partially revealing clothes. but remains untouched when she decides to go out

Nancy looked like a premature hoe in that skirt that made her ass look so fine. But I could only watch and not touch.

by anonymous739753927 December 23, 2008

preemptive aquireazation

The act of stealing something prior to knowing you will need it.

The preemptive aquireazation of the lawn mower came in handy when the grass got to high.

by Mimebasher July 15, 2009

Praemala

Praemala means intelligent sex goddess with a great sense of humor. Always ready to help a friend or total strangers, also known to be a fabulous cook. She's kind and thoughtful. Most Praemalas are accomplished women. All these great traits do not in any way inflate this woman's ego, she is as humble as a person can be.

Sadly, her bleeding-heart tendency leads certain dishonorable characters to think they can take advantage of her. However this does not prevent her from being optimistic about the human race.

Male 1: I think I'm in love. She is the kindest, sweetest, incredibly smart, funny and ...
Male 2: Stop. I think you have a Praemala there, am I correct?

by rden February 5, 2010

Premature Salutation

Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.

Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.

Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?

by chager45 February 13, 2010

poemelt

noun. po'-e-melt

1. a poem that melts your heart, especially one written for you or about you, or sent to you in a card.
2. the feeling of having your heart melted by a poem, song, artsy drama, musical chik-flik, or a good poetic line from your sweetie.

Poemelt from my sweet Miss J

Outside the snow is glistening...
And my heart just breathes a sigh.
How I wish that you were here,
To hold me close, just you and I .

I'd wrap my arms around you,
Gently pull you to my chest.
Then kiss you very softly...
My heart full of tenderness.

Yes, I'd hold you close forever,
As a tear escapes my eye...
Because of all I'm feeling,
Of all the years gone by.

How I long to hold and touch you,
Clasp your tender hand in mine,
Outside today it's snowing...
But there's a fire in this heart of mine.

by Gallavantin December 15, 2009