crotch potato

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.

Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"

by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010

tornado potatoe

A tornado potatoe is when you take a raw or cooked potatoe and shove it up someones asshole in a twisting, tornado-like, motion.

Grab that potatoe out of the oven and give me a tornado potatoe.

Don't put too many toppings on that potatoe I'm using it for a tornado potatoe.

by Billy LangHenry April 6, 2009

hot potato

n. A high-priority work task that top management is waiting for, usually involving the sequential efforts of multiple employees. It will burn anyone who holds onto it too long. Upon being assigned such a task, an employee's goal should be to complete their part and pass it to a colleague as quickly as possible, before suffering the wrath of management.

A hot potato just arrived in my inbox, so I'll have to work late tonight.

by Linguanalyst August 1, 2012

Mouse Potatoe

Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.

Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.

by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006

Ballsack Potato

Exactly like a tea bag, but before you dip your Balls into one's said mouth, you Smear your Sack with Sour Cream, Bacon, Butter, and chives...

Another variation is applied the same way, but you slice your nut sack open and put the works inside...

"You're dad gives the best Ballsack potato"

by iammissing June 20, 2006

potato chip

Overdramatic line used in the anime "Deathnote" whereas the main character explains to us what he is doing to not get caught. Then for no reason says the like "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!"

This started of a fad where people replace the words round. People added comments onto videos such as "I'll write a reply... AND POST IT!" and "I'll put my mouse over the video... AND REPLAY IT!".

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!
I'll take your mum... AND EAT HER!!!
I'll take a JD... AND DRINK IT!!!
I'll write a nasty comment... AND BE A TROLL!!!

by FatalFart May 17, 2010

Ohio Potato

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

by Preston November 17, 2004