Musty Post

A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.

Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.

by Musty Post March 28, 2023

post-suds

The leftover shampoo one does not rinse out while showering.

Johnny, your post-suds are leaving a jerry-curl soul-glow stain on my brand new couch.

by Jesus Rox! June 28, 2014

post the L

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)

me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L😭😭
my friend: bruh ok

by s0l4rb00m November 21, 2021

post brothel

A thread of a forum, specifically designed for post whoring.

EG: What are you wearing today, What are you eating today, What are you listening to today, The post below you, the poster above you, etc.

Dude have you seen the TPBM thread on MacHeist? That shit is a post brothel.

by lolmacs February 12, 2009

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

Post up

Get ready to fight

“Your always talking about me just post up”

by Sutton Larson January 2, 2019

post dribble

The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.

I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed

by BigB0bby69 June 9, 2017