fart pole

A pole normally found in a public place where people can break wind and compare notes.

The fart pole in hyde park is particularly fragrant today.

by Monkey McTavish June 19, 2006

Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.

I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again

by dirty darrell August 26, 2008

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 02, 2004

Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido May 27, 2018

south pole teether

When a girl is giving a guy head and uses her teeth, at this point she is a south pole teether

Don't date her unless you like a good ol' south pole teether!

by woody18 April 30, 2015

Ben Catch-a-pole

A lanky farting bag of bones that think he's all it

'God you're an arrogant twat, you're such a Ben catch-a-pole'

by Yeahcool February 18, 2018

Pole vault cigarette

Pole vault cigarette - a king size heater that is so long it resembles a pole used by a pole vaulter .

She was so stressed she was hitting that pole vault cigarette the minute she got out of work.

by Rookie Sensation July 26, 2022