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pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
by Teyst September 3, 2024
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Pete Hegseth

A TV host and author who is now the nominee for Secretary of Defense in 2025, wants an "American victory" to be the end of globalism, Islamism, secularism, leftism, and enviormentalism. Although, he has fought Iraq and Afghanistan wars, he also is being accused for sexual assault.
Man, Pete Hegseth is kind of weird!
by popbulligan December 5, 2024
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Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.
Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch
by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024
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Pete the Greek

The act of collecting tons of tzatziki sauce from your weekly gyro until you’re ready to get down and dirty. You pour all the tzatziki sauce on your forehead and sometimes down your neck, a similar sensation to a bukkake
Me and the boys are gearing up to do a Pete the Greek this weekend, I can’t wait for a mouthful that shit is gonna have me rock hard!
by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025
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Dirty lil pete

Contrary to the name, a dirty lil Pete is someone with a giant cock. The downside is that person is either ugly or a social hermit.
“Man I thought Ritchard didn’t have anything because he’s ugly but it turns out he’s a dirty lil Pete”
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
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Pete

Pete is a genuinely kind man who truly understands what it takes to love and care for someone. He knows how to love a person's best friend dearly. He also brings the shots to the room when Ryann screams from across the house. Pete can be beckoned by the sex turtle call.
Oh, I can hear the sex turtle calling. We better let Pete and Ryann get down to it.
by DARKNESSFAIRIES July 24, 2025
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A little Pete Murray

If you’re hungover or feeling rough from self-inflicted pain, the phrase suggests you’ve definitely “seen better days” or felt better - a nod to Australian singer Pete Murray’s track Better Days.
Aussie 1: How are you feeling after last night? Looked like you had a big one!

Aussie 2: Yeah, nah look, I'm definitely feelin' a little Pete Murray today
by saurus84 August 19, 2025
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