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white parents

the only ever parents that will listen to you curse at them and say sorry after, get you everything you want, and come to those afterschool school shenanigans.
"BROOO, EMILY'S WHITE PARENTS JUST GOT HER A MERCEDES!!!"
by bitchboysaga6969 November 24, 2020
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The Bad Parent

A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.
Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.
by authOOr June 26, 2006
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Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
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Free Range Parents

Free Range Parents are predominately rich white people that let their children run around unchecked, even in dangerous situations. It is usually a misguided attempt to allow their children to learn life lessons on their own.
Person 1: I just saw what looked like an eight year old boy, outside in the cold with no jacket on; is that the kid with Free Range Parents?

Person 2: No, that’s Little Billy, his parents aren’t free range, they’re just junkies.
by P-Biddy January 3, 2019
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parentheses

things you can add around a number to indicate messages.
Lol who else has (0) in their inbox?

put those fine parentheses around a number like a great big hug. one you're not getting from any of your friends and/or followers/fans.
by v0ld3m0rt December 31, 2010
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homophobic parents

The most horrible thing you can have in your life, like do you think I chose to be the big homo? No. Did you choose to be straight? Also no. Fucking bullshit.
Mom I’m gay
Where have we gone wrong?!
Oh why must I have homophobic parents?
by Skskskkskskkstea June 6, 2019
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parentnoia

What a control freak suffers from
Boy:You know I love you honey!
Girl:Yeah baibie...you are all parentnoia over me.
by Lolla July 21, 2005
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