Page

A guy April loves. A guy April misses alot, more then the world knows, or even him.

Who does April want to marry someday? Oh Page you say?

by Apeface2008 October 12, 2008

pageants

A Pageants is a humble caring gay person. One day I met Pageants and he was really cool! Then I joined a voice call with him and damn did I know he was going to be my gay best friend. I do have some concerns not about his sexuality but about his work hours! He works on the weekends and does not give any time to his gay bffs over on minecraft like LordHeroMc and Dresscodes. I really do miss Pageants he was so gay, and funny, but most importantly gay! Pageants is the one person that just makes you want to be gay for gays because he is just a great outstanding person, he changed my whole outlook on life. To sum it up a Pageants is gay and thats on PRRIODT.

Damn Pageants is really gay

by MinecraftGod1234 March 9, 2020

paedophile

A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.

I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.

by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005

Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009

paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.

A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.

by drummeur March 31, 2010

PAed My Pants

To pee one's pants in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Dude: "Hey Kathy, can you pass me a greek dog?"

Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"

Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."

Kathy: "Totes"

by CrimsonMays June 16, 2010

Page 119

The page that no matter how hard you try. you will always be stuck on, hear, and see.

Person 1: "Turn your books to page 126"
Person 2: "Which page?"
Person 1: "126"
Person 2: "119, Got it"
Person 1: "No, page 126 not 119"
Person 2: "I'm already on page 119"
Person 1: "Oh god."

by Catlord_heven May 21, 2022