cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina

I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016

top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.

That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.

by comp1banter May 18, 2011

top shot

To make a moment on NBA Top Shot.

Did you see that fadeaway 3-pointer by Luka Doncic? They need to top shot that!

by mattpsyanalyst February 24, 2021

Tuffin Top

A term used to describe a male who has dark hair with tuff/thick blond streaks. The blond hair is coated with a greasy coat of gel, which gives the appearance of hardness.

"Hey look at that guys hair" - "haha what a Tuffin Top!"

by Risherz... June 11, 2009

Top Kill

An impotent solution to an out of hand problem.

Switching the meeting time from Thursday to Tuesday is a top kill; it will do little to improve the meetings’ effectiveness.

by NHTeach June 3, 2010

Tang top

Giving head and using barbecue sauce instead of lube.

Hey did you hear how I gave Austin tang top last night because he loves barbecue sauce so much

by Kierra’s titty July 6, 2020

rusty top

When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob

I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.

by Denny and Al December 9, 2015