Naked Pi

Exposing the mysteries, magic, and myths about the number π to an oft-innumerate or semi-mathophobic lay public, who secretly desire to gain an understanding or appreciation of the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of mathematics’ most famous constant.

Prof. Ian recently revised and updated “Naked Pi,” which is presently available for sale only on the dark web, because part of the book’s mature or woke content might not go well with a conservative or puritan audience.

by Fasters May 24, 2022

Pi Prank

Some silly, reckless, or deadly act underperforming or poorly motivated students perform on their oft-mean teacher on Pi Day, be it for fun, malice, or revenge—when these rowdies or troublemakers want to get even with adults on this most popular date in the math calendar.

Playing pi pranks like throwing a whole pizza at a teacher’s face and ordering a cicadas pizza for the math HOD is often a paying-back time for rogue students to humiliate the teaching staff.

by Numerati June 16, 2025

party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.

Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.

by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019

Pi

In Valorant or any game KD of 3 kills 14 deaths

Pi = 3.14

This is looking like a pi potential

by Janlo February 19, 2024

Pi wan konlong

Tyler love have apple juice with a dinosaur

Tyler: I want a pi wan konlong

by Harry Lamond August 9, 2022

pi

i guy who probably named himself after a movie about a tiger because they are so cool.

pi: hi! my name is pi
x: like the number??
pi: not again please
x: 3'14159265.....

by capybaraenjoyer November 21, 2021

Pi’s Block

The math constant’s equivalent of writer’s block. When the number π frustratingly finds herself facing a blank page with zero output on her part, often spewing out a string of four-letter words.

Unlike her constant counterparts like e and 𝜙, rain or shine, π doesn’t give the excuse of pi’s block to rationalize why she’s semi-productive or unproductive on certain days.

by Numerati August 11, 2024