A liberal nuts is someone who is so far left of center from reality that even the strongest most physically fit team of Clydesdale horses couldn't bring them halfway to reality.
by Ol' Meanie December 04, 2017
When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.
Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016
1. When something is just so awesome or unbelievable that it cannot be expressed with just one word.
2. To express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.
2. To express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.
"Last night I looked out my window and saw a dog mounting a cat"
"Dude, that's just total nuts!"
"The doctor said it can't be cured without medicine and another rectal exam"
"Man, that's just total nuts ... dang."
"Dude, that's just total nuts!"
"The doctor said it can't be cured without medicine and another rectal exam"
"Man, that's just total nuts ... dang."
by Sweet Action November 24, 2008
Shafty Nut is sexy asf
by Jesuslations January 02, 2021
The left testicle or "Left Nut". Often used is insults and to express dislike, because the left nut is the least desirable nut.
by Code"Froggystyle"Red January 28, 2009
When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.
Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.
by DV420Swagger March 20, 2020