Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.
Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
by KappaHunter February 24, 2014
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Englefield Green

A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.

Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.
I want to get stabbed, lets go to Englefield Green
by Captain OCD October 12, 2022
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Green heat

A form of canabis in which the effects of inhalation of smoke induces a high unlike that of some dirt weed. In other words, the fire.
dude, I stopped by my guys house last night and picked up some green heat and have been danked up ever since.
by ben and hanan January 10, 2008
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green politics

Derived from 'green envy'; a political stance based upon envy of anyone earning more than the commentator regardless of skill or ability. Perception by some that politicians are all freeloaders and worthless so not entitles to a reasonable rate of remuneration.
The 'green' may or may not be a reference to the 'greenback' US $.

Nothing to do with the environment.
Q: So, how is it that Mr.Xyz is worth £65k pa ($100,000)?

He only sits there and votes occasionally.
A: That's just green politics because no one thinks you are worth that much!
by MoLincs July 23, 2010
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nathan green

A Nathan green is a little cunty log that wanks into girls sock and then wears those socks and then walks around in them squishing his green cum with every step. He licks dicks and helicopters on top of Chinese, black, white, Indian and pretty much every other girl he sees. When he walks in the street he goes topless and trouserless exposing his cum stained underwear and his morning, midday and night wood.
by DepressedWilly October 10, 2019
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Green Cat

A cat that's green but actually suppose to be orange!
Look at that green cat Willy! (It's actually orange)
by DEEZ NOOTS June 04, 2017
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soul green

A bright green color like that seen in Kente cloth
"Man, dig that soul green satin shirt on Alonzo!"
by hootnannie October 22, 2009
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