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old git

What I call my Granddad.
"Now then, you old git!"
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
mugGet the old gitmug.

Old Balls

A person who goes to bed early, has an old man back, horrible hunch-backed posture, and no will for life.
by KelleyPaige April 3, 2009
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old chook

Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.
"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."
by Diego November 5, 2003
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Old person

If you can't read this you either need glasses or you are an Old person.
Guy 1: I saw some Old person on the street asking me for money
Guy 2: Did you give him anything?
Guy 1: Fuck no, old people are scary.
by Oskarmandude2 August 2, 2013
mugGet the Old personmug.

old lady

A term used to refer to your GF or your wife, etc. Usually somebody who you may like, but really don't have much respect for. Also a term used out of habit by people usually living in lower income neighborhoods.
"Don't worry about it, I'll just get my old lady to make us something to eat."
"My old lady will take you to where you need to go."
"My old lady will never find out."
You never hear" I really love my old lady, she means the world to me"
by annonymous too August 31, 2006
mugGet the old ladymug.

Old Spice

A deodorant that burns the armpit relentlessly; any non-offensive scent that is created is incidental.
I used some Old Spice, but ended up in the bathtub crying about the cruelness of capitalism as my pits burned.
by drzimo January 15, 2010
mugGet the Old Spicemug.

OLD CROW

The best shit ever! Good time! It is whiskey that is no BuEnO!
This Old Crow was the shit last night, literally the Shit!!!
by Pagina 2323 February 5, 2008
mugGet the OLD CROWmug.

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