by melychanely November 26, 2020
Get the Food Suicide mug.One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.
Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.
People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.
Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.
People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.
Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.
by UnderOverIt October 24, 2020
Get the unauthorized foods mug.An extra bit of an ingredient used for a recipe or a botched first attempt at said recipe consumed during the making of a meal.
Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.
Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.
Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.
Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.
1.)“I made some snacking bacon while I wait for my eggs to cook”
2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”
2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 26, 2021
Get the Snacking Food mug.1.) Amber reached for more food, but forgot that she ate the last of it seconds before. "Dang it! I've just been food zingered again!"
2.) Girl #1: (Reaches for more chips) "What happened to all of my chips?"
Girl #2: "You ate it all like a minute ago...
Girl #1: "Oh..."
Girl #2: "FOOD ZINGAAA!!!
2.) Girl #1: (Reaches for more chips) "What happened to all of my chips?"
Girl #2: "You ate it all like a minute ago...
Girl #1: "Oh..."
Girl #2: "FOOD ZINGAAA!!!
by RadioactiveTitanium September 14, 2013
Get the Food Zinger mug.Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.
Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.
by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012
Get the Decoy Food mug.by food, fas food, old, gross March 12, 2011
Get the purse food mug.Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food
Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.
Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.
Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.
Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?
Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?
by Thebuck093 November 20, 2011
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