helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Broken hearted

Someone did something to hurt you, break you, and make you genuinely sad. It could’ve been a breakup, a death of a friend, or just loosing a friend that causes a broken hearted person. People don’t think before they say things, even if you are tough, you can still get very sensitive sometimes and take things in personally. Being broken hearted has been said to be one of the worst feelings in the world, it’s awful. But sometimes you have to take in those feelings especially if you’ve just escaped from a toxic relationship.

It’s important to remember if your broken hearted and reading this, that things will get so much better. And that you can fix the broken heart just by getting yourself some good things going. Friends, .......- get friends and you will start to feel better

Person 1: I feel empty inside

Person 2: did someone hurt you?

Person 1: yeah..
Person 2: your broken hearted. Being broken hearted is awfully hurting inside your chest all the time. Someone hurt you, and you feel sad
Person 1: Broken Hearted? That makes sense..

by Casual_Toast August 19, 2020

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.

The broken microwave won't turn on.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Broken Wings

… Baby, I don't understand
Why we can't just hold on
To each other's hands
This time might be the last
I fear, unless I make it all too clear
I need you so, oh
… Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in
Take these broken wings
… Baby, I think tonight
We can take what was wrong
And make it right
Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh
And blood makes me whole
I need you so
… So take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in

… Take these broken wings
You've got to learn to fly, learn to live, love so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in yeah, yeah
… Let us in
Let us in
… Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh
And blood that makes me whole
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
… So take these broken wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
… Take these broken wings
You got to learn to fly, learn to live and love so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up for us and let us in
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Ooh

by Death Menace February 10, 2023

Broken apology

A person who apologizes to you but later tries to justify their means (after they’ve already apologized.)
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.

Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”

Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!

by Butterflywhisperer July 8, 2020

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022