An extraordinarily obese and obnoxiously repulsive "girl" that enjoys causing pain and discomfort towards those around her due to her never ending supply of enthusiasm and complete and total retardation.
Swag?, how's it going? "Im smarter than you, and i play volleyball, and im hot, and im better than you at everything, especially being human and having friends!!!!!!!"
by Jeff August 29, 2003
A guy that spends his life savings on a pair of beats headphones that he wears just as an accessory and says phrases such as "bro" and "brah" and sometimes wears a hat with a flat bill that's pointed strait up into the sky or even a beanie that is barley making contact with the sides of their head and is instead simply resting on top of their skull. Sometimes they wear sunglasses to hide their shame and simultaneously check out girls asses without them knowing because that's the closest they will get. They also sport a lanyard that dangles from their pocket all the way down to their socks and sometimes have a pair of ear buds hanging from the collar of their shirt even though they have beats on their ears 24/7. They usually rely on what they wear to feel like they are part of something and spend most of their time with girls but is always friendzoned.
Me: That kid with the beanie 6 inches off of his forehead and the beats solos is a compete swag fag.
Bob: The swag level is off the charts.
Bob: The swag level is off the charts.
by SpankyMcNuts August 09, 2014
by ChinSusan January 02, 2012
Swag Aura emitting from a chill toker, a person with stoner swag is very chill and usually baked, likes to thinks things through, is not a stupid stoner, but an educated smoker, moves in smooth motions, listens to all the best music, usually care free and really laid back.
by cannabinoidz420 September 02, 2011
by We Jerkin July 15, 2010
Free clothing or accessories given by retail stores or other businesses. They usually give these things out with current deals or at booths to make people want to use their business.
by InvadrJim July 29, 2017
awk (awkward white kid) swag is the swag only possesed by a white kid, usually boy, and is used in an attempt to act cool or fit in with modern day youth.
Nick: "Look at Erin, he is really trying to act gangster today."
Colin: "Ya I noticed, he is really showing his awk swag."
Nick: "Look at Erin, he is really trying to act gangster today."
Colin: "Ya I noticed, he is really showing his awk swag."
awk swag
by Hope-well March 01, 2010