A: Did you hear that Greg got arrested?
B: I’m not surprised, I knew him in high school and he was such a murder boy
B: I’m not surprised, I knew him in high school and he was such a murder boy
by nowherenohownobody December 22, 2020
Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021
by Juicynwordjuicethe3rd. December 30, 2019
A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery
B.When someone insults you over text
B.When someone insults you over text
A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night
by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017
Person A: How is your party going?
Person B: Not very well, I tried to get them to save a group of orphans but they are all murder hobos.
Person B: Not very well, I tried to get them to save a group of orphans but they are all murder hobos.
by Maddaloon February 08, 2024
An English translation for the word Yandere, basically a psychopathic bitch who will go to extreme lengths to be in a relationship with you, such as murdering potential rivals, stalking, etc.
Guy 1: Bro, i need your help man! I think Leah is stalking me!
Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?
Guy 1: Yeah man!
Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!
Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?
Guy 1: Yeah man!
Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!
by Bingus bongus moment November 26, 2021
"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"
"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"
"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"
"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
by SleepyNotes March 03, 2021