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Dick on your Mum

It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!
"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"

"No"

"Oh Dick on your Mum"

"What did you say?"

"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"

"You shouldn't say that!!"

"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!
by YaNansPumsDead March 31, 2013
mugGet the Dick on your Mummug.

Your mum geiy

by Anthoon21 June 9, 2018
mugGet the Your mum geiymug.

ur mum dum

When you are simply too cool for ur mum gay.Its obviously much more effective because it rhymes.Used by only the greatest intellectuals
Guy:Lel ur mum gay
Me an intellectual:Ur mum dum
Guy:NANI?!
by M3m3M4ch1n3 May 15, 2018
mugGet the ur mum dummug.

Gita, (Rani's Mum)

SHES A SMOKING HOT LADY. I would actually fuck her when i see her, shes one a the biggest MILF's alive and i fucking love her. She makes cups of tea for Rani and she stays out of Sarah Jane Smith way. Her husband is called Heresh, and she is one fucker i mean seriously, you have to watch Sarah Jane Adventures at 5:15 on the CBBC channel just to watch this one HOT lady, you'll love her when you see her. Her name is Gita put you pronounce it Kita.
Just watch SJA and you wil find out how fit she is.

GITA <3333333333333333333333
Joss: "OMG! RANIS MUM WELL HOT RIGHT NOW!"
Vicky: "Oh my, she really is!"
Joss: "I would actually love her to be my mum"
Vicky: "Sames, and i would love being Rani, solving Alien mysteries with Sarah Jane, Luke and Clyde,"

ETC.....................(:
I love Gita, (Rani's Mum)
by SARAHJANEADVENTURES October 27, 2010
mugGet the Gita, (Rani's Mum)mug.

your mum in the microwave

its a COMEBACK

orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"

can be used in song
jugatsu: hey james, can you pass the tv remote??

james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!

jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................

james:your MUMMM in the...........

ect.

your mum in the microwave.
by alawrrr! September 4, 2009
mugGet the your mum in the microwavemug.

Ur mum gay

Your mum gay, so you have 2 dads (it's a meme)
"Kaitey came home from school to find out ur mum gay"
by Dodo head101 May 17, 2018
mugGet the Ur mum gaymug.

Yo mum fat

by A void to avoid March 25, 2020
mugGet the Yo mum fatmug.

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