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muddy stump

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.
by davekriz January 19, 2008
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muddy crutch

"aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"
by jonny puzzle December 16, 2008
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muddleflummoxed

When there are two things that you want to do but you can't decide which, and the one that you choose doesn't have your full attention then you would be muddleflummoxed.
stay or go? stay or go? i'll stay! (10 mins later) ohhhhh i wish i went! i'm very muddleflummoxed
by englista March 23, 2009
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Muddy Slipslide

The act of performing anal sex, when the girl is getting mud butt. and you continue to have anal sex.
OH MY GOD WHATS THAT SMELL!!!

Me and my girlfriend did the muddy slipslide
by Micheal Loren Brown February 9, 2010
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muddy maytag

hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!
by Retunda April 20, 2010
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Mudda Hell

In dark times, this ment someone with mudshit on there face.
The only way to travel was by horse... so they have to do there business too, right !!!

Sometimes mud and horse shit would mixed and becomes "mudshit".

So some lucky bastard would get a horseshoe full in the face.
Bam, Mudda hell was born.

And also it's a classier way to say {Mother Fucker}.
Ahhhhhh Mudda Hell!!! I receive stinky mudshit on my face. And it taste pretty bad.
by Hellraisr120 July 10, 2010
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MuddyOnion

A very funny youtube channel created by two super awsome dudes. The videos include zombies, guitar riffs, and alley ways.
"I'm sad, I need to laugh"
"Hey you should watch a MuddyOnion video!"
"OMG I watched one and I LOLED!"
by meowbromeow September 15, 2012
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