an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.
by LouderNowLove May 25, 2009
Get the morgan freemanmug. Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009
Get the Captain Morgan That Shitmug. "The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".
Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
by JoeBee January 18, 2008
Get the The Morgan Freeman Theorymug. A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
by FoxxxyD August 29, 2016
Get the captain morgan posemug. A Morgan Freeman is a sex act in which one individual blows the other individual from behind and upon ejaculation the receiver of sed blow job, sharts in the other individuals face, this causes them to have Morgan Freeman freckles.
Got my dick sucked from behind man, she was a freak.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
by Dusty"LGBTQ"Haggard September 3, 2016
Get the Morgan Freemanmug. by Riley Hittheroadjack May 18, 2010
Get the morgan bishopmug. "Damn she's keeping those matches next to dynamite and mixing two different mustards together!" Said Logan." That's some morgan (danger) shit"!
by Slogoman July 15, 2016
Get the Morgan (danger)mug.