Portland good morning

Waking up a man with a blow job, specifically when he has morning wood.

My girlfriend is the best: she starts my Sundays off right with a Portland good morning.

by wetduck November 21, 2010

Sunday Morning

A girl so nasty that she could only be a stripper on Sunday mornings when the strip clubs are empty.

Hey girl, did you see Ashley last night?

Sure did...she looked like a Sunday Morning.

or

Damn! Your funky ass look like a Sunday Morning.

by TeamHellCat September 5, 2012

Easy Morning

Pseudonym for a cat who "rolls with it" and doesn't let the weight of the world get him down.

"That cat is more relaxed than Al Sharpton's hair on a good day."

"Sure you right. He's most definitely easy like sunday morning."

by James Spade April 28, 2005

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by Notmelol123 February 15, 2022

morning wood

When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.

When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.

by Eli R. May 23, 2008

Morning wood

n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.

I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003