When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.
Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?
Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.
Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.
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Monopoly: A bored, (pardon the Freudian slip), game.
monopoly: A legal concept that has been legislated out of existence by attorneys, judges, and legislators. Now that all legal definitions of monopoly are unlawful, simply understand this: When a corporation is so big that it doesn't need to worry about whether consumers like doing business with it, because they have no choice, it's a monopoly.
monopoly: A legal concept that has been legislated out of existence by attorneys, judges, and legislators. Now that all legal definitions of monopoly are unlawful, simply understand this: When a corporation is so big that it doesn't need to worry about whether consumers like doing business with it, because they have no choice, it's a monopoly.
No please, let's not play Monopoly.
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See PayOhHell, MyCrudSoft, and Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible.
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Get the monogram mug.A small, rich, very beautiful, but generally close-minded suburbian community in Wisconsin, not unlike the suburb that Edward stays in in the film Edward Scissorhands. A stereotypical vision of an average American community. Monona is a suburb of Madison, but the similarities are few.
Everything is so close that you can walk anywhere, but Monona kids are so spoiled that their parents drive them everywhere. If Monona was large enough to have public transportation, they wouldn't ride in it because it would be too dirty and scary for them.
The majority of Monona's youth are extremely sheltered, spoiled, and ridiculously ungrateful. The groups of kids that call themselves "gangs" in Monona hang out after school at the public library, because that's just how hardcore they are in Monona.
Anyone with strange clothes in the community will be called a "poser", "bitch", etc. by the residents, and is subject to nonstop taunting and harassment.
The majority of the girls are slutty, stereotypical back-stabbing preppies, and the majority of the boys are slutty, perverse, stereotypical jock/preppies.
Most of the "subcultural" kids shop at Hottopic and listen to mainstream radio, out of unintentional ignorance.
Ponds and lakes around Monona have killed dogs with their filth. It is the part of this suburb that really represents what sort of people live there.
Everything is so close that you can walk anywhere, but Monona kids are so spoiled that their parents drive them everywhere. If Monona was large enough to have public transportation, they wouldn't ride in it because it would be too dirty and scary for them.
The majority of Monona's youth are extremely sheltered, spoiled, and ridiculously ungrateful. The groups of kids that call themselves "gangs" in Monona hang out after school at the public library, because that's just how hardcore they are in Monona.
Anyone with strange clothes in the community will be called a "poser", "bitch", etc. by the residents, and is subject to nonstop taunting and harassment.
The majority of the girls are slutty, stereotypical back-stabbing preppies, and the majority of the boys are slutty, perverse, stereotypical jock/preppies.
Most of the "subcultural" kids shop at Hottopic and listen to mainstream radio, out of unintentional ignorance.
Ponds and lakes around Monona have killed dogs with their filth. It is the part of this suburb that really represents what sort of people live there.
My name is StereotypicalPreppie, and I'm from Monona. OMG, I am soooo pissed off at my parents, they gave my third iPod to my little brother!! I can't believe it. I think I'm going to go pretend to smoke some weed because I'm so EXTREMELY rebellious. Maybe afterwards I'll go hang out with the Night Riders at the public library. We'll probably get kicked out because we're sooo gangster.
by Rebekah Rebel August 2, 2006
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