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Mong

The sexiest two people you could ever imagine to walk the earth aka mongyiswhatweaimfor and shouldvemongedalready:

People cannot resist their majestic prowess and often bow down to the ground and kiss their feet just to touch a single strand of their incredible aura.
I mong you.

I'm goina mong you right now!
by Yessums June 23, 2009
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Male 1: Get me a slice of pizza!
Male2: Hell no.
Male 1: MONG.
by YOURMOTHER.MAPLEWOOD. July 15, 2011
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mongo-jerry

(noun) generally used to describe someone who has done or said something indescribably moronic.
person 1: Oh you're from England! Is that near London?

person 2: No. Are you a mongo-jerry?

person 1: Is that like a Christian?

person 2: Don't worry...
by Andy Dunn December 25, 2008
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Mongo Moshing

engaging in the act of moshing most generally while listening to cannibal corpse or dying fetus in such a way that involves thrasing about while flailing the arms about over thoust head.
David Mutha Fuckin George mongo moshes like a true neeeeegro

Yea Foo hes always mongo moshing!

He musta smoked like ten cigars!

Thats like 50 cigarettes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
by M-Bla October 7, 2008
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Mong - Newcastle Jets

A popular term used by squadron members at Newcastle Jets games.

1. When twats in bay 2 stand there without contributing to any songs.

2. When twats stop singing when we are down a goal.

3. When twats start the same annoying song over and over eg ohh when the jets, or poofter goalkeeper.

4. When twats use it as a stop before town just so they can get drunk
Mong - Newcastle Jets

Squadron member 1: Fucking squadron mongs
Squadron member 2: Seemed a lot in the bay 2nite
Squadron member 1: Spose they were just ring in blokes
Squadron member 2: Most likely...I mean who would go into the squadron with a rugby league jersey on & try and start up a mexican wave every 5 minutes
by Newyboy February 5, 2012
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Mongo

(VERB).
Describing the act of going hard as a mother fucker at any activity.
"I'm about to go mongo on this buffet."
by Scoish Velociraptor Maloish December 1, 2017
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Mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

A nickname given to someone who can’t play volleyball without breaking their leg.
That Euan boy can’t play volleyball without breaking his leg, He’s a mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck
by I’m not a mongo December 23, 2019
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