public milk

When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.

for example:

"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"

"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"

by bdcb September 22, 2012

Milk-slip

The act of where a male happens to slip up on another males semen, before falling head-first into the others asshole.

Me and Steven had a Milk-Slip last night. It was embarrassing.

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016

milk doubt

Being unsure whether food spoilage has occurred or not. Does not have to be a milk product, but milk is so vulnerable that everything (including life!) starts from there, including expressions. Plus, its always hardest to tell whether milk products are actually bad.

I was looking at that feta, and I had some real milk doubt about it.

This pizza smells funky, so I'm feelin' some milk doubt.

I don't know, this salad dressing looks rancid, I am experiencing major milk doubt. What do you think?

by j-rated March 2, 2010

Nippy Milk

The milk that everyone sucked from their mommys titties at a young age.

Sydney: I drink nippy milk until i was 13!

by suchqualitydefinitions January 18, 2019

Secret milk

An obscure reference to something sexual, different for everybody. Many times refers to cum/breast milk.

I can't tell you what the secret milk is, it's a secret.

by Manure July 8, 2015

Mercy Milk

When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.

A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.

My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Dried Milk

Cumming into a milk jug and letting it sit out

Kyle: Who drank all my mother fucking dried milk

by Milk 38 February 4, 2020