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The definition of midget is "KILL SWITCH"๐Ÿ˜ˆ
killswitch is a midget
by ajiwdoaiwjdwadad January 30, 2023
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Midget

A very short person who normally claims to be tall but is otherwise short.
Asma claims to be 5'4" but she is actually 5'3", therefore she is a midget.
by Yaboy9898 November 10, 2020
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midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.
George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.
by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017
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Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.
"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."
by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020
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Midget army

special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean

and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.
Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,
by The real God emperor May 14, 2018
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midget cock

small guys with massive cocks
i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.
by slutfor July 21, 2022
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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
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