On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd
by Midget hater. April 3, 2023
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The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.
John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?
by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021
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A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 16, 2021
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The semen extracted from a midget's penises, commonly used in the making of Viagra
EWWWWW I got MIDGET MILK on me Again!
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
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When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable
I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.
by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022
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special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean

and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.
Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,
by The real God emperor March 23, 2018
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