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Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.
We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.
by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025
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The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
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that is some hot gay midget porn
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Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys at or below 5 feet tall.
Nobody went to the circus if the Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets were in town on the same nights.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
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midget

Skwid is a midget.
by skwidisshort June 20, 2023
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thirst midget

(noun): A person so desperate for attention and importance that they resort to spreading lies or misinformation in an attempt to diminish or discredit someone more famous or popular than themselves. The term "midget" symbolizes the individual's relatively smaller status in terms of popularity or influence.
So and so is such a thirst midget, they went around school saying all types of lies about QB1.
by OnTheRye August 22, 2024
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Midget

A short person who is filled with anger and is always aggresive. They are most commonly named Angelina. The anger has nowhere to go within the short body therefore it always explodes at once causing physical harm to those around.
Angelina is a midget, right Michael and Ale?
by Alex the midget expert December 9, 2021
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