matthew

cool kid

that kid is a Matthew

by iknowenglishgood November 26, 2018

Matthew

these man have taste for gyal wid no back

You see my man there? He's a Matthew, G. I heard he dated a girl wid no back in year 6 or summin.

by over9000!! October 22, 2020

Hurricane Matthew

A punk ass hurricane that won't hit NC.

Such a Hurricane Matthew, it won't even hit us.

by Strawberry Milk ;) October 7, 2016

matthew

dick head

O, there is Matthew, the dick head who no one likes.

by MatthewHater December 17, 2011

matthew

stupid and dumb

" That guy is so stupid he's a total Matthew."

by VERDUN12 January 19, 2017

Matthew

A Matthew is a very nice person if you don't love Matthew then there is something wrong with you. You absolutely have to love Matthew.If he is not your boyfriend than he is a really good friend.You can trust him with most of your secrets but he can sometimes be a big mouth.So either way you gotta love Matthew.

Matthew is a really good friend

by Mj😁 March 25, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an American name, usually has divorsed parents, or adopted by Asians, but he mostly has a large hairy dick, and his butthole is hairy AF.

the name Matthew, He has divorsed parents, and a large hairy dick.

by untamed potatoe November 10, 2017