virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.

I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...

by anonymous May 10, 2023

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Resting Mask Face

The unintentional or intentional face of judgement you are hiding behind your face mask while your eyes remain deceptively neutral.

After wearing a face mask for 16 months I've developed a permanent resting mask face.

by Dr. LOL August 5, 2021

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texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.

Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!

by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017

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When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.

Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.

by Stormagadon October 4, 2017

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Salty gas mask

While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.

DUDE?!?! DID YOU REALY JUST GIVE ME A SALTY GAS MASK ME?!?!

by An e mouse May 25, 2018

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