fugly marky

Fugly balding manchild.

Oh he’s sooo fugly. I know he thinks it’s cute to bleach his hair but he’s 30 and balding. He’s a bit of a fugly marky.

by ArJay41 June 5, 2025

ethan marks

Ethan Marks always struggled on the basketball court, his awkward shots earning him chuckles from friends. Despite his lack of skills, he had a peculiar charm that drew Zara, his eccentric girlfriend, close. With her quirky fashion sense and offbeat humor, they made an unlikely but endearing pair, embracing their uniqueness together.

'Ethan Marks missed another 3-pointer'

by chester103 June 19, 2025

Missionary Marks

Sweaty knee spots left on the bed sheets from intercourse commonly from the missionary position often oval in shape.

Baby, I can't sleep on my side of the bed because the Missionary Marks are sticking the sheets to my back.

by S3xninja September 20, 2025

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Amber from Marys

A short blonde girl who wears Van's and has a bunch of guy friends...
Most commonly thinks they are not cute when they are... also very fun to talk to

Are you know marys who's friends with ambers.. amber from marys

by Hdhshsjsn September 6, 2021

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

Elijah Steinly-Marks

The best person you will ever meet, if you ever happen to meet one, immediately make them your boyfriend. If you happen to make one your boyfriend, they will be the sweetest and most devoted. They will send you the sweetest messages that make you blush and breath heavy every day. They will do everything they can to make sure that you get to call every single day. They are so fucking hot and will make you feel so fucking good every moment they can. You will fall so deeply in love with each other and will never leave. Each day you'll be reminded why you love him so fucking much.

Ramsey: I love Elijah Steinly-Marks so much. I'm happy I get to be his girlfriend.

by SuperGirlyGoast January 23, 2023