Broken Pop Machine 

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.

What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.

Broken Pop Machine by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007

Fatty Machine 

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties

I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate

Fatty Machine by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010

snatch machine 

A person who picks up lots of pussy. A person who is just out for themselves.

Damn that snatch machine just took my bitch.

snatch machine by missohnfl January 11, 2011

rage machine

Party Animal

A party animal may turn into a rage machine after consuming too many brewskies but can be tamed by eating taquitos

rage machine by Limearita December 19, 2014

Time Machine Tuesday 

An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.

Did you see that Time Machine Tuesday post?

Time Machine Tuesday by aidan2300 May 22, 2015

venderial machine

A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.

Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.

venderial machine by Ushna Bling July 21, 2015

Wank Machine 

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies

Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine

Wank Machine by LionLit200 December 3, 2016